My mom called me yesterday and told me to make sure that everyone knew that I wouldn't actually punch a kitten. So full disclosure, I would never harm an animal, in case anyone took it ~seriously~ I still want to punch people because they waste my time, but that's an entirely different story. Even in a crappy economy New York manages to suck at life with renting out apartments.
Okay windows, because that's why you're here. That and maybe for the free cheese. Sorry, there is no free cheese.
Although it's well documented on this blog that I am OVER Louboutins, I do like these because they're not like the 5 pairs tha seem to be rotating throughout NY and Hollywood. I gotta ask, why is there a clip board in the window J. Mendel? xxiii
Sorry for missing a day, apartment searching....UGH. THERE ARE NO WORDS. If I could just bring everyone along to the conversation I had with a jackass realtor that made me want to punch a kitten afterward, I would. I get it's their job to be sneaky and snakey, but don't tell me I can't get what I want and then ignore everything I'm telling you I don't want in a place. Failures.
I was going to make a normal post, but I'm too into this Jil Sander shot to let it possibly get lost in the shuffle.
A post for just one image, see what this search is doing to me?!
Usually SALE signs are really ugly, so I have to give the folks at Jill Stuart a bit of credit for being creative and cute about it. My good friend and fashion blogging wiz kid Jazzi McG, took a trip inside my mind and posted about Mango in LA yesterday. I've never shot Mango in NY but this weeks windows were really good and I thought why not. If it's good and it's fashion, it should be on my blog. Prada looking like Steve Madden with these :-\ I totally hated these on the runway but in real life they're all sorts of amazing and I hope to see them on the feet of someone awesome during NYFW. I can't believe it's almost that time again! xxiii
I'm showing great restraint in not making my Tumblr into awful photos of the apartments I've been viewing recently. SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS SO HARD. Renting out is a lot harder than it used to be and everyone is acting like these places aren't sitting unrented for a month plus, in many cases it's been like 5 months. So dear realtors and "apartment owners" don't lie in ads, don't waste your time or mine, and "cute" "nice light" "close to the subway" and other buzz words should be banned because cute mean you're lucky to fit a twin, nice light means there are 4 windows facing another building, close to a subway you never want to take, and crack den should be used more freely because that's what I've been looking at recently! And if I ask you for the sq footage or size of the room, it means I want to know not you telling me "oh yeah your queen bed will fit" FALSE, mine is like extra large because of it's frame. Hence why I'm asking. How is it building a house from scratch easier? I demand answers.
Let's de-stress with more windows before I seriously pop a blood vessel. SOHO, LET'S GO!
Agent P has new windows, I'm feeling this suit so hard. I would love it in my life. Some how my blackberry got a better shot here. J.Crew is doing major work, I mean damn, it's above and beyond. Crewcuts is so cute. xxiii
Friday I was running by BG and noticed the new windows. I literally shot everything in record time [3 minutes, I don't know how I did it] but I want to go back at night for more details.
The main windows featured the designers of 5F, the first window is all Alexander Wang. A blogging world favorite. I really enjoyed the scissors. The final look is from Bird by Juicy Courture. Normally I hate all things Juicy but this collection might not be bad. But maybe BG just is just a magical styling machine that hid it's failure well. Only time will tell until I see the rest of it. xxiii
